The Unemployed
For those of you who haven’t been following my descent into madness, I’ve been unemployed since 11/20/08. I quit, and I’m still damn happy about the decision. I just kinda wish it was 1990. Or 2000. Or optimistically 2010.
So now that I find my place among the packs of people trying to find work during the biggest recession my 25-year-old brain can remember, I’m trying to dream up bigger and better ways to get noticed by job recruiters. I applied for a News Editor position for a local website about a month back, and they received 3,000 other applicants. My resumes and cover letters seem to be going unread.
The other day, my two favorite muses, a friend named Gary and a Heineken mini-keg delivered unto me the idea that I should document this tumultuous moment.
So with that in mind, I give to you a new category: Unemployment. Watch my voyage into bankruptcy and hunger from the very front row!
Thanks Bear!
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I just want credit for the crayon drawing resumes
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